I’m bored and lame #coolkid #me #lame


September 1 | 11:57 | 13♥

deceptivecadenza:

I’m funny I swear


voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.


legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

image

idk wat ur talking about.


susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE


snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

I LOVE WHEN DOGS ARE CONFUSED AND THEY DO THE CUTE LITTLE BACK AND FORTH HEAD TILT

i’ve been informed that dogs don’t do this when they’re confused, they do it so they can hear better and that is still just as cute


September 1 | 10:14 | 1760♥ | landserene | snorlaxatives

xsochangeable:

Bow down to your Genderfluid Elf Prince 

He/Him


apronsheelsandcollars:

Maleficent (2014)

LMFAO THE BABY’S FACE I CRIED


September 1 | 10:13 | 5707♥ | bartonbones | hxcfairy

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.


niggafuckurblog:

herunweddedhusband:

youngharlemnigga:

Nah

No fucking way

Hell yeah


September 1 | 10:12 | 18967♥ | ayamekichida | reblog-gif

beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while

then

…….

*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.


September 1 | 10:12 | 23341♥ | cronusnyeh | biblicalfag

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


September 1 | 10:12 | 81931♥ | landserene | malformalady

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good


wickedclothes:

Galaxy Pillows

Made out of cotton, these square pillows are printed with high-resolution photos of various galaxies. An easy way to bring outer space to your favorite room while adding a new accent. Sold on Etsy.


September 1 | 10:11 | 4247♥ | wickedclothes

exaggeratedsimplicity:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

heartbreakingly accurate


SML